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997:
She tried it lmfaooo
Oh my goddddddd
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what the fuck is going on
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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father
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my guardian angels when they receive my death certificate and realize they no longer have to watch over my dumb ass anymore
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Anonymous said:
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?
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